Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid."
That way you wouldn't rely on them. Would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.
It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, n ever mind. Didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
there was a Crown truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says "Hey, you moving?"
"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled
his boat up onto the ramp, I lifted up these big snapper and this idiot on
the ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's o nly one way to test it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you
to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it".
Last time I had a flat tyre, I pulled my car into a petrol station.
The attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tyre go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, only on the bottom.
Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to
the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Shit, that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. OK no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge... here's your sign."
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said
"Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. "Here's your sign."
Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your friends.
The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign
Yamaha... Japanese for "Two dog's - One steak"- Japh the wise.